What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...