Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...