Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...