Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...