Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...