Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...