The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...