Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...