Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!