Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...