Roadkill again?
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An engineer and a programmer
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Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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Mariah Carey’s quote
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Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!