In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...