Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...