If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...