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The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
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A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...