yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...