Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...