Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
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Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...