Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...