Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...