OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...