Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...