On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...