Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...