Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...