The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...