Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...