Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...