How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...