Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...