The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...