Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...