A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...