Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...