Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...