The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...