Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...