yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!