How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...