Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...