Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...