He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...