Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...