Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...