Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...