The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...