What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...