An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...