Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!