It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...